Post by aghaseeOmarr heeft een nieuw idool! Na Fust, nu ook uncle.
Ik denk niet, Pros, dat jij ooit in aanmerking zal komen om door iemand
geapprecieerd te worden - ondanks je bijeengesprokkelde signatures waarmee
je je armzalige posts op een hoger niveau wilt tillen.
En dat omarr en uncle mekaar waarderen - mag dat?
Wij hebben geen stompzinnige sigs nodig - hierbij 1 kleine collectie die de
eerstvolgende jaren moet kunnen volstaan.
u.
I Want The Drugs You're On
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Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Cleveland, Ohio, U.S.A. (216) 371-0043
The opinions expressed are mine. Mine alone! Nobody else is responsible for
them or even endorses them--except my cat Dexter, and he signed the power of
attorney only under my threat to cut off his Cat Chow!
From: ***@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems)
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jcpatilla ***@decuac.dec.com
Titmouse is coming, the frogs are getting flat! Please put an otter in
the old man's hat. If you haven't got an otter then a marmoset will do;
if you haven't got a marmoset, then Dog bless you!
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From: ***@natinst.com (Henry B. Velick)
The opinions expressed herein are those of absolutely everyone at National
Instruments: the management, staff, stockholders, their spouses, children,
dogs, and cats. In fact, everyone in Austin also agrees. No, make that
Texas.
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Jim Kimble, Internet: ***@bally.bally.com
Consultant: Have kernel, will travel UUCP: uunet!bally!jkimble
"ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's over SEVEN dog dollars!!"
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Jorge A. Gautier "There are always possibilities." -Mr. Spock
***@ads.com
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies when you're having fun.
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.--------* Mike ________________________________
Michael.Marsden
| Grad. /| /| /| /| / "..never write device drivers | @
| Student / |/ | /_| /_| \ while on acid!" -MJ Dominus |
Uk.Ac.Newcastle
|__________/ |/ |/ \__/ *------------------------'
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J.Emmett Black; GE Research/K1-3C26; Schenectady, NY 12345;
***@crd.ge.com
Branches from the nearby foliage, or geological specimens, may fracture
my
skeletal structure; however, inaccurate descriptions of my physical
appearance,
heritage or personality, cannot damage my psyche.
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David Grabiner, ***@zariski.harvard.edu
"We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary."
"Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
Disclaimer: I speak for no one and no one speaks for me...
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Kelly-Erin Powers The MITRE Corporation
Unix Systems Group Burlington Road
(617) 271-2143 Bedford, MA 01730
***@mbunix.mitre.org linus!mbunix!kepowers
"Jack Shit? Yes, I know him. He lives next door."
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***@ddsw1.MCS.COM | I don't know, who's at DDSW1? |
***@ddsw1.MCS.COM!
I asked YOU who's at DDSW1! Ok, there's a guy at DDSW1, right? | Right!
Who? | Exactly! | What? | No, he's at lll-winken. | Where? | No, What!
| I don't know! | He's at gargoyle. | Who? | No, he's at DDSW1.MCS.COM!
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Om Pappa Chucka Mucka Nommo Sing Gow,
Ding Gabba Lonna Wannie Gummo Ching Pow.
Hebby Gabba Lou-a Comma Gemma Sing Gee,
Om Mamma Chucka Manna One Is Now Three.
(acquired from Ken Kopin's .sig - ***@cleveland.freenet.edu)
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Don McGregor | "I too seek the light, so long as it tastes
***@prism.cs.orst.edu| great and is not too filling."
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| "The Force. It surrounds us; It enfolds us; It gets us dates on Saturday |
| Nights." -- Obi Wan Kenobi, Famous Jedi Knight and Party Animal. |
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If this were the company's opinion, I wouldn't be allowed to post it.
Permission is granted to feel this signature, but not to look at it.
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| - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|
| 'The Lord cast Lucifer out of the Kingdom of Heaven, and |
| into the fiery pit where he was to remain damned for all |
| eternity. And for this Lucifer cursed The Lord and said, |
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| | ____ "Fuck _The Well of |
| Laughing Cat/Kat Strieby | "Carpe carpum" \\ / Loneliness_! Let's |
| ***@cup.portal.com | "Seize the fish" \\/ party!" |
| | -GIRLJOCK (paraphrase) |
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"Yeh, Buddy.. | ***@psl.nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham)| _~~_
I've got your COMPUTER! | % Physical Science Laboratory | (O)(-)
Right HERE!!" | New Mexico State University | /..\
(computer THIS!) | Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA 88003 | ()
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Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are CORRECT, mine, and not PSLs or
NMSUs..
The first time I had sex, I was terrified. I was alone..
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Michael A. Atkinson | "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for
***@nwu.edu | you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
** Member, Libertarian ** + All opinions expressed herein are solely +
** Party Illinois ** + those of my friend, Buck the squirrel. +
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***@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu[---------------
Do not meddle in the affairs | Usenet is like Tetris for people
of cats, for they are subtle | who still remember how to read.
and will piss on your computer. | So many newsgroups, so little
time..
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***@po.CWRU.Edu (Daniel M. Alt)
Daniel Alt Case Western Reserve University Cleveland, OH (Rotary Sig
File!)
There's no plate like chrome, there's no plate like chrome...
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed
down.
At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
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ERIC W. FRITZIUS (aka JUICE S. AARON) | The willow bends down
***@Ra.MsState.Edu | Touching the ground in new ways
| Plastic Bear Vomit.
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Jim Bailey ***@lexicon.com
"...that one was good, that one was good, that one was good..."
"wadd'ya doin"
"testing fuses, that one was good, that one was good..."
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(Daniel R. Sorenson Dod #1066 |If Iowa State University agreed with me )
(***@exnet.iastate.edu -- work |I'd make $90K/yr. They don't, I don't. )
(***@iastate.edu -- play |"I distinctly remember a kindergarten )
(teacher, Mrs. Zenz, telling us this. I argued with her, and she punished )
(me for speaking out. She's dead now." -- Been Feen )
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Found on a small utility knife in MIT's lab supply:
"Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children."
-Darren Leigh (***@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com)
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RON BUCKMIRE, 11 Colvin Circle, Troy, NY 12180-3735.
vox:(518)-276-8910 fax:(518)-276-6920 ***@rpi.edu ***@rpitsmts.bitnet
"Sure you can get aids from a mosquito -- if you have unprotected anal sex
with one!"
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Nick Rothwell, LFCS, Edinburgh | "We know what to get *you* for
***@dcs.ed.ac.uk | Christmas: a double lobotomy and
Mentation Consultancy Services | ten rolls of rubber wallpaper."
***@cix.compulink.co.uk |
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Dani Zweig
***@netcom.com
"One of my favorite games when I was a kid was 'murder/suicide.'
Dad would show us a photo and ask us, "Is it a murder or a
suicide?" -- Colleen Doran
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||| | Rob Pinelli |" " -Marcel Marceau |
/|
/ | \ | ***@rpi.edu |"Would kids be like veal?" -Calvin & Hobbes |
\'o.O'
Atari ST| 420 North Hall | DISCLAIMER: Ha! RPI couldn't even *pay* |
=(___)=
Mega 2 | Troy, NY 12180 | me to advocate their pernicious agenda! | U
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____ Tim Pierce / "Well, there's homosexuality in all animals
\ / ***@amherst.edu / but one, and that's the pig. If it weren't
\/ (BITnet: ***@AMHERST) / for homosexuals we'd all have to live like
pigs." -- overheard at Sydney Mardi Gras
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Dani Zweig
***@netcom.com
Watership Down:
You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now eat the stew!
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* * It's: "SPLAT - MY CAT!"
-//-//-_
+>\ --__ Slower than a speeding DATSUN 180B. Much slower.
+>/ _------__ Mortally slower, one might say. Rest in Pieces.
-\\-\\-- ***@waikato.ac.nz. Fax: 064 7 8384066
* * University of Waikato, Private Bag 3105, Hamilton,
NZ
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Mike Shapiro
***@andrew.cmu.edu
I don't live in fantasy; I only work there.
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Matt Marchese The opinions expressed here are not
Cray Research those of my employer, my wife, my church,
or
DKRZ myself...But they are the opinions of Elvis
Hamburg, Germany as revealed to me through the medium of my
pet hamster, Lee Harvey Oswald...
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if you want vanilla, you eat the icecream ***@gnu.ai.mit.edu
from around the chocolate chips. -/phi (/SIG)
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____/| Bill the Cat says "Vote Dave Barry | ***@uncvx1.bitnet alias
\ o.O| for President!" Actually, he says,| ***@uncvx1.oit.unc.edu
=(_)= "ACK! THPHTH!" but we're sure that| "I've changed my mind, Hobbes.
U he's a Dave Barry supporter. | People are scum."---Calvin
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| David P. Mikkelson | Just when my ant farm started showing a
|
| Digital Equipment Corporation | profit, an ant bank foreclosed on it.
|
| Culver City, CA USA |
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| |
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***@grace.waikato.ac.nz - Simon P Travaglia Voice: 064 7 8384008
"Hello?"
Computer Services, Waikato University, Private Bag 3105, Hamilton, New
Zealand
-- Elvis Presley is alive and writing my signatures at Waikato
University --
Disclaimer: Elvis would agree with me, but he's got dirt in his mouth.
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jack ***@karazm.math.uh.edu * All I ask of Thee, Lord
* Christ died for our sins. Dare we * Is to be a drinker and fornicator
* make his martyrdom meaningless by * An unbeliever and a sodomite
* not committing them? - Jules Feiffer * And then to die. - Claude de
Chauvigny
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Tom Menner I When you're swimming in the creek
Software Engineering Institute I And an eel bites your cheek,
Carnegie Mellon University I That's a moray!
Pittsburgh, PA I - Fabulous Furry Freak Bros.
===============
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Philip Brown | When an eel bites your thigh
Sys Admin Esquire | As you're just swimming by
The Mitre Corporation | That's a moray...
EMail: ***@mitre.org | -- unknown
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my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free
for ten days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best
to never have a long .sig again.
i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough and god darnit,
people like me. ob info: ***@lehigh.edu, mike sherman phone# 758-0207
disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.
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Dept of CSIS, Kennesaw State | means 'without clothes.'"
College, Marietta GA 30061 |
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bass, Rockapella
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Jeffrey (George bush) Ooi | Tried a Big Sadist from McWhitehouse?
Latrobe University | Two Hussien patties special scud,patriots
Australia | sleeze, toma-hawks, inside a sesame seed bomb
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of him, we shouldn't treat him as a pariah or a net.idiot--above all, we
shouldn't flame him. We should reach out to him as a brother, with love
and compassion, and operate on his brain." -- Gene Ward Smith
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__ | The post you have just read is real, but it could
\\/ | have been avoided. Inbreeding is every-one's
Elf Sternberg | problem. Contact your local Mormon church to be
***@halcyon.com | sure you aren't marrying a close relative.
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sig's are fun |___________|___________________|Life sucks, then you move |
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The Joys of Computers
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"You don't *run* programs on Ultrix." - Mark Moraes
"Right, you chase them." - Rayan Zachariassen
***@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu ...!{utgpu,utzoo,watmath}!utgpu!cks
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"VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use unix." -
w.davidson
David Brower: {amdahl, cpsc6a, mtxinu, sun}!rtech!daveb ***@ingres.com
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David Weingart ***@ic.sunysb.edu
The opinions expressed here aren't even mine...
To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
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``Read my MIPS -- no new VAXes!!'' -- George Bush after sniffing freon
Disclaimer: I speak for myself, except as noted.
UUCP: ...!uunet!dsd.es.com!rthomson Rich Thomson
ARPA: ***@dsd.es.com PEXt Programmer
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About MS-DOS: "... an OS originally designed for a microprocessor that
modern kitchen appliances would sneer at...."
- Dave Trowbridge, _Computer Technology Review_, Aug 90
iwblsys\
***@ttardis uunet!rel.mi.org!cfctech!ttardis!rlw
sharkey.cc.umich.edu/
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Roland J. Schemers III Systems/Network Manager
***@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Ultrix) Oakland University
***@argo.acs.oakland.edu (VMS) Rochester, MI 48309-4401
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna VMS! (313)-370-4323
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System Administrator Po.. Ed ***@sequent.UUCP (1275)}
I think I've got the hang of it now .... :w :q :wq :wq! ^d X exit
X Q :quitbye CtrlAltDel ~~q :~q logout save/quit :!QUIT ^[zz
^[ZZ ZZZZ ^H ^@ ^L ^[c ^# ^E ^X ^I ^T ? help helpquit ^D ^d
^C ^c helpexit ?Quit ?q ^Kx /QY sync;halt KA9AHQ ***@sequent.com
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"Read the OSI protocol specifications? | Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto
Zoology
I can't even *lift* them!" | ***@zoo.toronto.edu utzoo!henry
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Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (408) 646-2572 -- a guest at network.ucsd.edu
--
NPS Confuser Center / Code 51 / Naval Postgraduate School / Monterey, CA
93943
"Unix is not a "A-ha" experience, it is more of a "holy-shit" experience."
- Colin McFadyen in alt.folklore.computers
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Jim Duncan (***@math.psu.edu) Penn State Math Dept Systems Administrator
"[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no
mercy."
Joseph Campbell
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"We're thinking about upgrading from | Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto
Zoology
"SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5." | ***@zoo.toronto.edu
utzoo!henry
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This program posts news to billions of machines throughout the galaxy. Your
message will cost the net enough to bankrupt your entire planet. As a
result
your species will be sold into slavery. Be sure you know what you are
doing.
Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? [ny] y
***@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Rich Holmes)
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Ranjan Bagchi | cd /tmp; while (1)
***@eecs.umich.edu | mkdir spam; cd spam
| end
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Frank A. Lonigro (***@bbn.com, ...!harvard!bbn!franco)
Bolt Beranek and Newman, Inc., 10 Moulton St., Cambridge, Mass. 02138
"e, s, s, s, n, e, e, nw, get chest, se, n, d" - Sound familiar??????
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Tom Swiss/***@wam.umd.edu | "Born to die" | Keep your laws off my brain!
"What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?" - Nick Lowe
"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
-- Jeremy S. Anderson
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***@gss.com Tim N Roberts, CCP Graphic Software Systems
Beaverton, OR
F U cn rd dis U mst uz Unix.
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Chris Herborth ***@rose.waterloo.edu
3B Hons English RPW ***@lotus.waterloo.edu
Disclaimer: This is your brain: "*" This is your brain on USENET: "."...
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Programming graphics in X is like | Henry Spencer @ U of Toronto
Zoology
finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals. | ***@zoo.toronto.edu
utzoo!henry
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---Jilara the Exile (motcsd!fsdcupt!***@apple.com) (I hope.)
"Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story ."
---Ashleigh Brilliant
alternate mail path: jane%***@urbana.mcd.mot.com
My email went to Urbana, but all I got was this stupid router!
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David A. Honig
: You are in a dark room with a compiler, emacs, an internet connection,
: and a thermos of coffee.
: Your move ?
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Gehri Grimaud ***@cc.usu.edu
Utah State University ***@usu.bitnet
Office of Computer Services
"Friends don't let friends do MS-DOS"
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Michael Meissner email: ***@osf.org phone: 617-621-8861
Open Software Foundation, 11 Cambridge Center, Cambridge, MA, 02142
You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting.
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"3 reasons why we can't make wiz in RL: ** Rich "Wichart" Chappell
1) We don't do enough killing. ** ***@warhol.art.umich.edu
2) There are too damn many quests! ** ***@aal.itd.umich.edu
3) The god doesn't sign on anymore. ** ***@ub.cc.umich.edu
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Laird P. Broadfield ***@crash.cts.com ...{ucsd, nosc}!crash!lairdb
Hi! I'm a shareware signature! Send $5 if you use me, send $10 for manual!
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Simon "I'm getting fed up with sorting out other peoples' problems" Oke
(***@essex.ac.uk)
--
This signature is copyright 12/6/1992 Simon Oke. All rights reserved. If you
like it and keep a copy for your own use, you owe me $20. Please pass it on
to your friends with all documentation. Email ***@essex.ac.uk.
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If some unemployed punk in New Jersey can |***@ucsu.colorado.edu
get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson |
for $19.95 this virtual reality stuff is going |No matter where you go,
to make crack look like Sanka. - Dennis Miller|there you are."-Buckaroo
Banzai
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Ulf Lagerstedt "When the grammar checker identifies an
error,
Communicator C3Consult it suggests a correction and can even makes
Uppsala, Sweden some changes for you."
***@c3consult.comm.se Microsoft Word for Windows 2.0 User's Guide.
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Tom Limoncelli -- ***@pilot.njin.net
"So, these three strings walk into a bar. The bartender says,
'Hey, we don't serve Brad Templeton here'. So the first string..."
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Palmer T. Davis ___
(***@po.cwru.edu) \X/ cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!
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This is not an official statement of The Hewlett-Packard Company. No war-
ranty is expressed or implied. The information included herein is not to be
construed as a committment on HP's part. Save a tree - disband an ISO
working
group today.
Jason Zions The Hewlett-Packard Company
Colorado Networks Division 3404 E. Harmony Road
Mail Stop 102 Ft. Collins, CO 80525 USA
***@cnd.hp.com (303) 229-3800
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Mark H. Anbinder ***@baka.ithaca.ny.us
BAKA Computers, Inc. QuickMail QM-QM 607-257-2614
200 Pleasant Grove Road Phax 607-257-2657
Ithaca, NY 14850 Phone 607-257-2070
Q: How many tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be
working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay,
just exactly how dark is it? Okay. There could be four or five
things wrong. Have you tried the light switch?
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"The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes it to go
at 9.8 m/s2."
"Scott S. Morrison" (morrison+***@cmu.edu)
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Tim Scoff
***@nb.net
(http://www.nb.net/~casper/)
The box said, Win95 or better required....so I used a Mac!
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m/lamber45\100(egr|pilot)\.msu\.edu/ and print <<MHM16x20
David Lee Lambert -- Just another perl hacker
webstuph at http://web.egr.msu.edu/~lamber45
MHM16x20
E-mail: lmert at c3net.net
I am a hacker, part of an open society sworn to create and study,
but never destroy. We know the truth about operating systems. In the
end, there can be only one. May it be GNU/Linux, the OpenSource OS
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James Walden, MD6 OR Postmaster |
Intel MD6 Engineering Computing | "Sendmail is the sort of tool that gave
JF1-22, 1st floor, pole H-16 | UNIX its bad reputation."
(503) 712-1433 | -- _System Performance Tuning_
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Wei-Hwa Huang, ***@ugcs.caltech.edu, http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~whuang/
C is for Cookies. Perl is even better for Cookies.
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+---------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bob Taylor Email: ***@inreach.com |
|---------------------------------------------------------------|
| Like the ad says, at 300 dpi you can tell she's wearing a |
| swimsuit. At 600 dpi you can tell it's wet. At 1200 dpi you |
| can tell it's painted on. I suppose at 2400 dpi you can tell |
| if the paint is giving her a rash. (So says Joshua R. Poulson)|
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Maddi Hausmann {pacbell sun apple ubvax mips>}!tandem!hausmann_maddi
Tandem Computers, Inc. Cupertino, CA 95014 408/285-0864
Our stock might crash but our systems don't!
A fault-tolerant computer company can recover from my opinions.
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Lydia Leong, CSE '94 | C code. C code run. Run code run... please!
***@eniac.seas.upenn.edu | Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
***@imsasun.imsa.edu | "man reboot" (-n option): Avoids the sync(1). It
***@csa.bu.edu | can be used if a disk or the processor is on
fire.
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/* ***@world.std.com (192.74.137.5) */ /* Joseph H. Allen
*/
int
a[1817];main(z,p,q,r){for(p=80;q+p-80;p-=2*a[p])for(z=9;z--;)q=3&(r=time(0)
+r*57)/7,q=q?q-1?q-2?1-p%79?-1:0:p%79-77?1:0:p<1659?79:0:p>158?-79:0,q?!a[p+
q*2
]?a[p+=a[p+=q]=q]=q:0:0;for(;q++-1817;)printf(q%79?"%c":"%c\n","
#"[!a[q-1]]);}
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Keith Barr | A tip from a UNIX guru-- | Aerospace Engineer
-----------------------| in a friends .cshrc file
|-------------------------
Commercial Pilot/Inst. | add the following line: |***@tramp.colorado.edu
Single & Multi/IGI | alias cd 'rm -rf' |***@ncar.ucar.edu
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/ / ***@cleveland.freenet.edu.Huey Lewis and the News
/ / Upgrading your Mcintrash or Impotent Business
\ \/ / Machine? Don't bother. Upgrade to an Amiga.
\ \/Amiga-"We Make Computers for the Masses, Not the Classes."
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Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand. ***@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."--gene spafford,1992
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Jurgen Botz, ***@mtholyoke.edu | Vending machines SHOULD respond to a
[finger]
South Hadley, MA, USA | request with a list of all items
currently
--Unix is dead, long live Unix-- | available for purchase... -RFC1288
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Daniel F. Boyd -- ***@cs.buffalo.edu
It's not a system called 'X Windows', it's a window system named 'X',
after the owl on "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood".
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---hman@[paola][maya][claudia][chiara].dei.unipd.it
- Don't let the SUN go down on me {George Michael}
- Hi Mom. I know nobody reads manuals and FaQs, but I knew _you_ would. I
worked really hard on this manual, and...Mom...wake up Mom....
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***@acsu.buffalo.edu / "Our days are like grass..." - Psalms 103:51
Your eyes are weary from staring at the CRT. You feel sleepy. Notice how
restful it is to watch the cursor blink. Close your eyes. The opinions
stated above are yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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============== Ronn F. Black --> ***@btsoft.cmhnet.org
=======================
People who think MSDOS & Windows are the slickest thing since sliced butter
should be forced to wear a sign stating "This mind intentionally left
blank";^}
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domain: ***@csd.harris.com USMail: Tom Horsley
+=============================================+511 Kingbird Circle
Don't have awk? Use this simple sh emulation: |Delray Beach, FL 33444
#!/bin/sh +======================+
echo 'Awk bailing out!'
exit 2
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***@rhombus.cs.jhu.edu (Paul Callahan) presents:
--
DingDongs+++++ TacoSauce+++ Th'70s---- Styrofoam++++++ CoolWhip+++
MrToad----
"Do I have a SECRET CODE yet???" (Paul Callahan,
***@biffvm.cs.jhu.edu)
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+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
| Arne Rohde Internet: ***@pinn.nacjack.gen.nz or: ***@kcbbs.gen.nz
|
| Arne's Law of Debugging: If you can't find the bug you are looking for,
|
| there are 3 possibilities: (1) You're looking for the wrong bug,
|
| (2) You're looking in the wrong place, or (3) You're (temporarily) blind.
|
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
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Stephan Zielinski szielins%***@us.oracle.com
I don't fear Limbo-- I administer Pyramids. I don't fear Purgatory--
I administer HP/UX. And I don't fear Hell-- I administer AIX.
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Jorge A. Castellano | "I'm writing a program that takes
e-mail ***@fiu.edu | the input in, and puts the ouput
Florida International University | out." -A Labmate
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: , , Dave DeLaney .sig criticism virus. (tm)
Andy Wardley : -o o-
***@oasis.icl.co.uk : l "You're not putting that Information
: - Superhighway through my front room!"
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Matthew B. Kennel/***@caffeine.engr.utk.edu/I do not speak for ORNL, DOE or
UT
Oak Ridge National Laboratory/University of Tennessee, Knoxville, TN USA/
I would not, could not SAVE ON PHONE,
|==================================
I would not, could not BUY YOUR LOAN, |The US Government does not like
I would not, could not MAKE MONEY FAST, |spam either. It is ILLEGAL!
I would not, could not SEND NO CA$H, |USC Title 47, section 227
I would not, could not SEE YOUR SITE, |p (b)(1)(C) www.law.cornell.edu/
I would not, could not EAT VEG-I-MITE, | /uscode/47/227.html
I do *not* *like* GREEN CARDS AND SPAM!
|==================================
M A D - I - A M!
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***@sg2.pcy.kcl.ac.uk (Chris Richardson)
foop (fu:p):n. [Pharmacy, King's College London] Departmental Postgrad Geek.
'6. I am afraid that I'm becoming a network nerd. How can I tell for sure?'
'How many syllables do you think there are in the word "coax"?'
-- Dr. Internet
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Mark Levy, Computer Consultant | Unix: The only computer virus with
System Management Associates | a user interface (such as it is)
***@WORLDNET.ATT.NET | Friends don't let friends use Unix!
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The Unix "file system"
Sure it corrupts your data, but look how fast it is!
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____________________________________________________
Nyani-Iisha F. Martin ***@fas.harvard.edu
"I'm sorry. I may marry you and father your children,
but I'm not giving you my root password."
----Bill Duetschler, my SO
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Smoke crack. Worship Satan. Admin unix.
***@usa.net Standard $500/message proofreading fee applies for UCE.
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You've slept 4 hours in 4 days...Your blood turned to | ***@visi.com
caffine yesterday...You change rechargable batteries |---------------------
in your pager twice daily...Your cell phone bill | Wanted: sysadmin job
rivals the national debt...You're a sysadmin. | in D.M., IA area
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Let us pray:
What a Great System. ***@eng.sun.com
Please Do Not Crash. ***@serpentine.com
^G^***@P6 http://www.serpentine.com/~bos
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Kevin L. Hudson | This is your brain:
PGS Tensor | LILO........................
Systems Admin. | This is your brain on drugs:
mailto:***@hstn.tensor.pgs.com | Starting Windows 95 ...
| Any questions?
Any opinions and / or advice are mine alone and are not authorized
or endorsed by PGS Tensor or any other corporate entity. That said:
Down with bill gates! Long live Linus Torvalds! Download, install
and start using Linux Today!
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William Beegle Operations Specialist
(412)268-7490 Pittsburgh Supercomputing Center
"If the designers of X Windows built cars, there would be no fewer than
five steering wheels hidden about the cockpit, none of which followed the
same principles -- but you'd be able to shift gears with your car stereo.
Useful feature, that." --Marcus J. Ranum, Digital Equipment Corp.
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STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT / FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT (rone+***@netcom.com)
I WISH I MAY I WISH I MIGHT / ALL THE MORONS ON USENET BE BLOWN UP WITH
CORDITE
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Steve VanDevender "I ride the big iron" http://jcomm.uoregon.edu/~stevev
***@hexadecimal.uoregon.edu PGP keyprint 4AD7AF61F0B9DE87
522902969C0A7EE8
"bash awk grep perl sed df du, du-du du-du,
vi troff su fsck rm * halt LART LART LART!" -- the Swedish BOFH
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Alistair Riddell - BOFH
IT Support Department, George Watson's College, Edinburgh
Tel: +44 131 447 7931 Ext 176 Fax: +44 131 452 8594
Microsoft - because god hates us
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Simon Slavin -- Computer Contractor | DAMN WHO MESSED WITH MY CAPSLOCK
http://www.hearsay.demon.co.uk | KEY that's better. -- Geoff Lane
Check email address for UBE-guard. | <***@swirl.mcc.ac.uk>
My s/ware deletes unread >3 UBEs/day.| Junk email not welcome at this site.
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Wierd Science
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Michael Ewan (503)627-6468 Internet: ***@raven.USS.TEK.COM
Unix Systems Support UUCP:
...!tektronix!puffin!raven!mike
Tektronix, Inc. Compuserve: 73747,2304
"Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec."--J.
Hart
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John Hritz, ***@ox.com Photons have mass!!??
O.T.A. Limited Partnership I didn't even know
Ann Arbor, MI 48103 they were Catholic...
(313) 930-1888
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Curt Wiederhoeft
***@euler.jsc.nasa.gov Will design spacecraft for food.
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William A. Emanuelsen I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm
***@aerospace.aero.org just not attracted to her anymore.
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Patrick S. Clark | "You can think of Tyrannosaurus rex as the
Email is life! | 8,000-pound roadrunner from hell."
Usual disclaimer | Bob Bakker in A&E's _Dinosaur_ series
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School Daze
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|\ /|
| \/ | ike Greelish
Carnegie Mellon U. undergrad, professional writing major
quote: "The brain cells, they canna take the strain!" ---me
stupid disclaimer: My opinions are.
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| Kevin Schlegelmilch | Purdue should give me back half my |
| ***@cn.ecn.purdue.edu | tuition since I've missed half of |
| ***@lips1.ecn.purdue.edu | my classes. |
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Ronald Ely //
***@andrew.cmu.edu //fubar - where CS students go for a drink.
\\ //If you don't believe me, look it up.
\\/
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[From: Faisal Jawdat (fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu)]
-Fiz
B2 Hamerschlag:
We're the best freshman floor this year,
and at the rate we're going,
we'll be the best freshman floor next year, too.
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[ My opinions are not endorsed by SLAC, Caltech, or the US government ]
What is your _name_? "***@slacvm.slac.stanford.edu"
What is your _quest_? "To get a Ph.D. in high-energy physics"
When will you _finish_? "I don't know. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh..."
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***@cobalt.cco.caltech.edu Chris Launey, Ruddock House, box 791
"Life is like a burrito: Caltech, Pasadena, California 91126
If it's really good, Caltech Happy Hours: September-June
You won't need a knife." All you can drink! Cover charge $23,000
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**************************Sucheta Doshi***************************
***@olaf.wellesley.edu ***@lucy.wellesley.edu
Wellesley, NOT because it's a girl's school without men, BUT
because it's a WOMEN'S COLLEGE without boys.
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Media Moronities
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Jon ..??$!...ames!pacbell!sactoh0!vector0!jon
Internet: sactoh0!vector0!***@pacbell.com
"It's hard to believe that the entire fate of the world lies
in the hands of the Phone Company." --- War of the Worlds
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Steven Miale
***@virginia.edu
--
On the next exciting episode of "Jimmy Buffett: The Next Generation":
The Enterprise loses their shakers of salt...
Picard: "Why don't we get drunk..."
Crew: "AND SCREW!!!"
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--
/ "Are you a _God_?" - Gozer the Destroyer \
| "No ma'am, we're musicians" - The Blues Brothers |
\...Dave Green, DAI, Edinburgh, UK ======= Disclaimer: All my own work.../
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David Boyes | "Where's the ka-boom? There's supposed to be an
***@rice.edu | Earth-shattering ka-boom!...Heavens! Someone has
| stolen the Illudium Q-38 Explosive Space Modulator!
"Delays, delays!" | The Earth creature has *stolen* the Space Modulator!"
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"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse,
He drinks the blood of a sheep, by force, -Ron
The vampire horse, Count Ed!" (***@midway.uchicago.edu)
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A host is a host from coast to ***@mthvax.cs.miami.edu
& no one will talk to a host that's close............(305) 255-RTFM
Unless the host (that isn't close)......................pob 570-335
is busy, hung or dead....................................33257-0335
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From: ***@tiamat.fsc.com (Chris Gregory)
Rabbit season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Duck season. Rerun season -
Fire!
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From: ***@contact.uucp (woody)
|| "Might as well go for a soda / Nobody hurts and nobody cries
|| Might as well go for a soda / Nobody drowns and nobody dies" - Kim
Mitchell
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Internet: ***@ide.com \ WALT DISNEY IS NOT DEAD!
uucp: uunet!ide!baker \ He's in suspended animation.
uunet: ide!***@uunet.uu.net \
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** Robb Beard | Purdue University | He's dead, Jim. You
** ***@PURCCVM.BITNET | Computing Center | grab his tricorder,
** ***@mentor.cc.purdue.edu | PUCC Consultant | I'll get his wallet.
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/----------------------------------------------------------\\
| "Actually its a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm |
| not telling him that!" ***@mentor.cc.purdue.edu |
\\----------------------------------------------------------/
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Mike Cantonwine "Count the Moon."
***@iastate.edu "One."
***@isuevax.iastate.edu "Whoa...."
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"I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left alive
were Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers."
--Wil Wheaton, explaining why everyone in Star Trek:TNG is so nice
tyg ***@hq.ileaf.com
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Stef In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a
***@apple.com sentence with words in the proper order then
why can't he? /fortune
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Toxic Avenger ***@tjhsst.vak12ed.edu
It's like a kind of torture
to have to watch the show - Statler & Waldorf
The Muppet Show
Reality is just Chaos with better lighting.
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You've just had a heavy day commanding a starship. You've fought Klingons
off
the starboard bow, kept your ship from being blown up many times, and
generally
worked yourself into a stupor. Now comes LOG time. You deserve more then
just
LOG, you deserve CAPTAIN'S LOG! Dave Hoek ***@spdcc.com
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Dave Tong (***@ncc.co.uk ) | AKBAR & JEFF'S PROTOCOL TESTING HUT
NCC Open Systems Development | Where the elite meet to complete the test
suite
National Computing Centre
Ltd.|------------------------------------------------
Armstrong House, Oxford Road, | The Doctor smiled. "I've beaten Wirrn,
Macra,
Manchester M1 7ED ENGLAND | Zarbi, Spiders... I can beat any insectoid
Vox: +44 (0)61 228 6333 | creature you can show me, miss...?" The
woman
Fax: +44 (0)61 236 4715 | sholdered her blaster. "Ripley. Ellen
Ripley."
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=============================== Mike Gaines ============================
= WHAT is your name?............................Captain Jean-Luc Picard=
= WHAT is your quest?.............................I seek the Holy Grail=
= WHAT is the average velocity of a Bird of Prey?...Romulan or Klingon?=
= I.....I don't know AAAAAHHHHH! =
========================== ***@hertz.njit.edu ======================
AOL: ***@AOL.COM
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/ Chris Adamson / FREE TODD BRIDGES!! /
/ Michigan St. U. / Limit 1 Todd Bridges per customer /
/ Media Arts Prgm. / ------------------------------------- /
/ M.A. student / ***@umcc.ais.org , ***@aol.com /
===========================================================
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I am Robert Billing, Christian, inventor, traveller, cook and animal
lover, I live near 0:46W 51:22N. http://www.tnglwood.demon.co.uk/
"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock
phasers on the Heffalump, Piglet, meet me in transporter room three"
***@tnglwood.demon.co.uk (Robert Billing)
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"Oh my God, Space Aliens!! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them!" -- Homer J. Simpson
Sudhakar C13n http://people.netscape.com/thaths/ Indentured Slave
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INTERNET: tjw+@pitt.edu BITNET: ***@PITTVMS
"Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!" - Lord "John"
Warfin
"There can be only one!" - The Highlander
"There should have been only one. I want my money back!" - Terry
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==
:: :: :: :: :: Synth F. ***@deepthought.unm.edu U S E N E T
:: :: :: :: :: :: :: Oberheim ***@yenta.alb.nm.us in
color!
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==
"Fire laser gun!" - Mighty Joe #1
"Fire second battery!" - Mighty Joe #2
"Fire screenwriter!" - Crow
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***@afn.org : She's dead, Jim. Now get off her.
Jeff The Riffer :
Drifter... :
Homo Postmortemus :
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__
________________________________________________________________
(__| ED LEE
|***@juno.com_________1:3629/101.8_________TREK_CREATIVE_Mod__)
.!. See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
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"Pinky, are you pondering what *I'm* pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but *please* don't make me visualize what the priest
isn't wearing underneath his robe!"--from the Lost PatB archives
Mark (***@agammemnon.com)
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***@rpi.edu Comp. Science, Blah Blah Sparc MIPS Blah
"Watch me not care" dilbert 19960219 |
"Brain, konban wa nani o shimashitai?" | Do not watch
"Your Japanese is terrible, Pinky." | this space
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I am Robert Billing, Christian, inventor, traveller, cook and animal
lover, I live near 0:46W 51:22N. http://www.tnglwood.demon.co.uk/
"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock
phasers on the Heffalump, Piglet, meet me in transporter room three"
Robert Billing (***@tnglwood.demon.co.uk)
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Kevin Wald | Ivonova -- doot-doooo, doo-doo-doot . . .
***@math.uchicago.edu | Ivonova -- doot doo-doot doot . . .
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Simply Good Quotes
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J. Michael Tisdel | "To do is to be." -- Plato
***@digi.lonestar.org | "To be is to do." -- Kant
DSC Communications Corp. | "Do be do be do." -- Sinatra
** Standard Disclaimer ** |
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William December Starr (***@athena.mit.edu)
This is an Uzi. This is an Uzi on full auto. Any questions?
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ROGER B.A. KLORESE MIPS Computer Systems,
Inc.
MS 6-05 930 DeGuigne Dr. Sunnyvale, CA 94086 +1 408
524-7421
***@mips.COM {ames,decwrl,pyramid}!mips!rogerk "I'm the
NLA"
"The problem with the rat race is even if you win you're still a rat." -
Tomlin
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Dave Sill (***@ornl.gov) It will be a great day when our schools have
Martin Marietta Energy Systems all the money they need and the Air Force
Workstation Support has to hold a bake sale to buy a new
bomber.
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"Double Fannucci: A game played with cards." - Encyclopedia
Frobozzica
"Bear left." "Right, Frog!" - The Muppet
Movie
"Sunlight poses a problem to our 'ethnic group'. " - Gremlins
II
"But there's no gambit that I don't see through..." -
Chess
// David DeBry - dsd.es.com - (Multiple genres for a twisted person) //
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"Don't Use Racist or Sexist Language" - Political Correctness Police Slogan
"Let's Beat Up That African-American" - Los Angeles Police Department Slogan
-Bill Stewart's .sig file
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+-----------------------------+-------------+---------------------------+
| UCSB NeXT Campus Consultant | Mark Dadgar | ***@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu |
+-----------------------------+-------------+---------------------------+
| Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall? |
| Do you remember dawn escapes from moon-washed college halls? |
| Do you remember cherry blossoms in the market square? |
| Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair? |
+-------------Would UCSB write anything this intelligent?---------------+
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********** Steve Ramirez * ***@burro.intel.com * 602-554-2405
************
"If Ford is to Chevrolet what Dodge is to Chrysler,what Corn Flakes are to
Post
Toasties, what the Clear Blue Sky is to the Deep Blue Sea, what Hank
Williams
is to Neil Armstrong...can you doubt we were made for each other?" -Lyle
Lovett
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Yeah yeah, I know "Shhesh, what's wrong?"
***@Cellar.uucp "Don't blame me. I
told her 'more' was a
stupid safeword."
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"There is no back alley, Corky. Women in this | Dan Hartung
country have a choice! ... at least, I think | ***@chinet.chi.il.us
they still do -- I haven't checked the paper | Birch Grove Software
yet this morning." -- Murphy Brown
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Jeffrey Hitchin-------------------------------------------------------
"You've never heard of [Pennsic]?...It's a great war, the loser gets
to keep Pittsburgh."
_The Unforgiving Minutes_ by Mary Monica Pulver
UUCP: {hplabs!hp-sdd ucsd nosc}!crash!pnet01!jhitch
ARPA: crash!pnet01!***@nosc.mil
INET: ***@pnet01.cts.com
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Mark McKinzie | Tra la la, Tra la la la, Tra la la la la la la la
***@math.wisc.edu | -The Banana Splits, 1968-
UW Dept. of Mathematics | Oy oi oi, Oy yoi oi oi, Oy oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
Madison, WI 53706 | -Bob Marley, 1974-
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Berkeley, California Internet: ***@lbl.gov
"A few months ago, I was watching 'Friday Night Videos' and I saw three
groups in a row with one member who is a client of mine."
-- Sy Sperling
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---------------]Elisabeth Anne Riba *
***@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu[---------------
"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman." Dan Quayle
Quick! Notify DC. I think it's time for another 900 number poll.
"We are enjoying a sluggish economy & not enjoying it very much." --Bush
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Rick Busdiecker (rfb+@cs.cmu.edu)
``Just saying `no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way `Have a nice day'
cures
chronic depression.''
- Faye Wattleton
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A fanatic is someone who does what he knows that God
would do if God knew the facts of the case.
Some mailers apparently munge my address; you might have to use
***@bsmart.tti.com -- or if that fails, fall back to
***@compuserve.com. Ain't UNIX grand?
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Michael Maciolek - ***@ll.mit.edu --- VOICE (617)981-3174 - FAX
(617)981-0189
Network Engineer - MIT Lincoln Laboratory - Computer Telecommunications
Systems
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---
Called up the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms regional office
and asked, "What wine goes best with an M-16?" The guy who answered did
his best to be helpful: "That depends. What are you smoking?"
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Charlie Watts Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
***@frontier.net (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
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Isn't That Pretty?
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\Mark Dickson (502) 588-5659 \ _ ______ |
\Dwight Anderson Music Library \ / \___-=0`/|0`/__|
\University of Louisville \_\ / | / )
/Louisville, KY 40292 / `/-==__ _/__|/__ -|
/***@ulkyvm.bitnet / * \ | |
/ ***@ulkyvm.louisville.edu / (o)
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/_ /| /____/ \ /_ /| Ron Baalke
|***@mars.jpl.nasa.gov
| | | | __ \ /| | | | Jet Propulsion Lab |
___| | | | |__) |/ | | |___ M/S 301-355 | It's 10PM, do you know
/___| | | | ___/ | |/__ /| Pasadena, CA 91109 | where your spacecraft
is?
|_____|/ |_|/ |_____|/ | We do!
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|EllioTT Schiff,| | \\ \\
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! alekz vermont / *~~~~~~(||||) !
! My name is Vermont \____ !
! I do what I want (haha) o| o "Trepanation -- !
! ( |_ I need it like I need !
! ***@library.welch.jhu.edu |--> a hole in my head" !
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MY OPINIONS ARE NOT MY OWN -- THEY'VE BEEN *DRILLED* INTO ME.
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[ ..... ] Kerry R. Schwab | Jake liked his women the way he liked
[ ..... ] Denver University | his crackers: bland yet tasty, crisp-
[ ..... ] ***@nyx.cs.du.edu | tasting yet soft in the mouth, and
[_______] Finger for last login | covered with iodized salt.
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Jason, from ... brrr ... Canada! / . o | . \
email to ***@trentu.ca / . `-O-| .\
"Shake once and then watch Frosty | . . ( )# . |
play in his winter wonderland..." |::::::::::::::::|
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* ||w---|| When cows laugh really hard,
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_____/___|_____ Center of Excellence of Document Analysis (CEDAR)
/ / / / Department of Computer Science
/ / / / State University of New York at Buffalo
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|| [___] || | . . Computing Services . .
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T T | | | Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA
I I ^ ^ | "Behind the 8 ball again?!?!"
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{o o} | ***@io.org |
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( ***@ix.netcom.com ) ( . . )
( What a life !!! ) ( / )
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Test Engineering Voice: 508.692.5100 ex379
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********]|-----|___\__________
********]|_______>___________/ "There are those who believe
|_____ / that life here began out there..."
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Marcel Bernards, UNIX & Net sysadm Netherlands Energy Research Foundation
ECN
P.O. Box 1, 1755 ZG Petten, PHONE: 09 312246 4579
EARN/BITNET:***@HPEENR51
EMAIL: ***@ecn.nl
bernards%ecn@{nluug.nl,uunet.uu.net},hp4nl!ecn!bernards
SCREAMNet : AAAAAARGHH!HUH?? : Disclaimer: "The AntiChrist is the Computer
!"
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-brad albom
Software Engineering Solutions, Inc
Office: (707) 552-5248 - Probably get our machine
Office: (415) 969-0141 - Probably get a secretary
FAX : (415) 961-3050 - Probably get a high pitched tone
email : ***@eng.sun.com - Best Bet
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Patti Beadles 503/696-4358 | I don't speak for Intel, nor vice-versa.
***@hosehead.intel.com |
***@compuserve.com | If it wasn't for the last minute,
or just yell, "Hey, Patti!" | I'd never get anything done!
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Joe Block (***@umbio.med.miami.edu)
There was a young poet named Dan, whose poetry would never scan,
when told this was so, He said, Yes I know,
It's because I try to fit every possible syllable into the last line that I
can.
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signature, you would see amusing mottos, disclaimers, a zillion net
addresses, or edifying philisophical statements. This is only a test.
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Hail to the sungod. || John Wichers || ***@husc4.harvard.edu
He sure is a fun god. || 121 Museum St #2, Somerville Ma. 02143
Ra! Ra! Ra! || Anarchy - It's not a law, it's just a good idea.
|| Jesus saves sinners ... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes!!! ||
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something is directly proportional | UUCP: {sdcsvax|ucbvax}!ucivax!tittle
to .... to .... uh .... | BITNET: ***@uci.bitnet
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uucp : {ucbvax,mcvax,psuvax1,uunet}!udel!mvac23!thomas
Europe Bitnet: ***@GRATHUN1 Location: Newark, DE, USA
Quote : I know how to spell banana, I just don't know when to stop
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Independent NeXT Developer GAC Undergrad
(I still speak for nobody)
"Tried anarchy, once. Found it had too many constraints . . ."
"Buy `Sweat 'n wit '2 Live Crew'`, a new weight loss program by
Richard Simmons . . ."
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"It's a hardware bug! |"The communication of music is a heartbridge gateway
to
It's a software bug! | all people; not just the music of instruments, but
the
It's 2..2..2 bugs | music everyone can play and hear, the music of
human-
in 1!" - Hard Drive | ity through the instruments of love, sharing,
giving,
------| e-mail: |------| friendship, and peace. Hopefully, we can all tune
in
***@sarah.albany.edu| our sonic and spatial radios together!" - Eric
Johnson
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-john
"I'm paranoid... I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous.
They wouldn't let me know where the meetings were."
***@andrew.cmu.edu
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Robert A Fabian | All things small and furry, I
***@basser.cs.su.oz.au | With teeth and claws removed. am
Basser Department of Computer Science | I insert them rectally, only
University of Sydney | And hope you do approve. kidding
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| Michael E. Dahmus ***@PSUVM / ***@endor.cs.psu.edu |
| "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be|
| when you kill them." |
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Richard Harter, Software Maintenance and Development Systems, Inc.
Net address: jjmhome!smds!rh Phone: 508-369-7398
US Mail: SMDS Inc., PO Box 555, Concord MA 01742
This sentence no verb. This sentence short. This signature done.
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| ***@engin.umich.edu |
| (Sergej Roytman to carbon-based lifeforms) |
| |
| --- mild-mannered programmer by day, |
| positively grouchy programmer by night |
| |
| quote: "Reality is for people who can't |
| handle Star Trek." --- ? |
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David Gossett---->CL249613%***@cunyvm.cuny.edu
To err is human. To bleat is ovine. To bark is canine.
To forgive is divine. To oink is porcine. To purr is feline.
To moo is bovine. To howl is lupine. This list is assinine.
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Gerry Roston (***@cs.cmu.edu) | Whenever we read the obscene stories, the
Field Robotics Center, | voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and
Carnegie Mellon University | torturous executions, the unrelenting
Pittsburgh, PA, 15213 | vindictiveness, with which more than half
(412) 268-6557 | the bible is filled, it would seem more
| consistent that we called it the word of a
| demon than the Word of God. It is a
| history of wickedness that has served to
| corrupt and brutalize mankind...
| Thomas Paine
+----------------------------------------------+----------------------------
-+
|If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,| Bart! You're no longer in
|
|It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. | Sunday School. Don't swear!
|
| Or some joker who is slicker,
|-----------------------------+
| Will trick you of your liquor, | Knut Torgersen
|
|If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. | ***@ifi.uio.no
|
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uunet.uu.net!srg!jwarring
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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`,` Republican: Give us your money. We'll ignore your problems. `,`
`,` Libertarian: Keep your money. Solve your own problems. `,`
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Transarc Corp. | '87 EX-500 WERA #623 AMA/CCS #811 | DoD #0124 AMA#485814
707 Grant ST | M&N Racing (WERA Natl. Endurance) | '83 Seca 650 Turbo
Pgh, PA 15219 | '89 CBR-600 WERA #83 Novice | '89 FZR 600
+1 412 338 4442 | "You have to be crazy to race this piece of shit!"
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Chris BeHanna DoD# 114 1983 H-D FXWG Wide Glide - Jubilee's Red
Lady
***@syl.nj.nec.com 1975 CB360T - Baby Bike
Disclaimer: Now why would NEC
agree with any of this anyway? I was raised by a pack of wild corn dogs.
Plumbers Motto: A flush beats a full house.
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Jim Harkins [ucsd|uunet]!pacdata!jim
Pacific Data Products ***@pacdata.com
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If You Know What | Christina M. Callihan | Doing STRANGE THINGS
You're Doing, | AKA C-chan, Bwee, Chrystal- | in the name of Art,
It's Not | Elf & Who Knows What Else | and STRANGER THINGS
Research! | (I sure don't) | in the name of
=> => => => => | c-***@mcl.ucsb.edu | CHOCOLATE
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When life gets weird, the weird get a life. :)
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Charles William Swiger -- CMU...*crunch*! | "Foosh. Aaughh!!"
------------------------------------------+ "Foosh. Aauuggghh!!"
AMS & normal mail: ***@cmu.edu | "Cold spray deodorant...."
Failing that: cs4w+@andrew.cmu.edu |
NeXTmail: ***@mon.slip.andrew.cmu.edu | -- Opus, Bloom County [RIP]
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"(Ronald Reagan is) so dumb that if you put his brains in a bee,
it would fly backwards." - Molly Ivins, Texan political columnist.
============================= ***@netcom.com =============================
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Steve Keshen ***@weber.weber.com
Weber Systems Steady hand, bloodshot eyes. Stoner
Brookfield, WI 53005 or programmer. You make the call.
--
Steve Keshen ***@weber.weber.com
Weber Systems I took the road less traveled, and had to wait
Brookfield, WI 53005 hours for help when my car broke down.
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Tom Mandel ***@netcom.com ***@qm.sri.com
[1] What my employer doesn't know, it can't have an opinion about.
[2] I insulted the entire WELL and lived to tell about it.
[3] Email to the above; flames to /dev/camille-paglia
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THIS IS NOT A SIG FILE * -We've satisfied our endless needs,
THIS IS NOT A SIG FILE * And justified our bloody deeds,
OK, SO IT'S A SIG FILE * In the name of Destiny,
posted by ***@wam.umd.edu * And in the Name of GOD-
who doesn't care who knows it. * (Eagles," The Last Resort")
DICLAIMER: I said this, I meant this, nobody made me do it, nobody cares.
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jamesp I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act
@ in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way
agora obstructed interstate commerce.
rain.com -- J. Edgar Hoover
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--
"On the first day after Christmas my truelove served to me... Leftover
Turkey!
On the second day after Christmas my truelove served to me... Turkey
Casserole
that she made from Leftover Turkey.
[days 3-4 deleted] ... Flaming Turkey Wings! ...
-- Pizza Hut commercial (and M*tlu/A*gic bait)
Ken Arromdee (***@jyusenkyou.cs.jhu.edu, ***@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu)
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Stile, Howard Wilson II, and any other names I might use can be reached at:
***@okcforum.uoknor.edu | I have two personalities. One is paranoid,
I speak for no one but myself! | and the other is out to get him.
Send mail for information on The Darwinners and the Evolving Fish!
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***@kauri.vuw.ac.nz Lunatic for Hire: Enquire within
***@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz Ask not for whom the bell tolls:
Campbell ***@real.life the butler will get it.
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
-The Blues Brothers
Joseph DeMasi
***@andrew.cmu.edu
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--E.V.L. (***@wpi.wpi.edu) # "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT ANOTHER NEW
a.k.a.: The Eternal Newbie, # MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Amazing Tubeman!, # --me, watching a "Lucky Charms" commercial
Murphy's Law Incarnate # (I wonder how many people heard me
scream...)
Any similarities between what I say and what I mean are purely coincidental.
Chip Salzenberg at Teltronics/TCT (***@tct.com),
(***@compuserve.com)
"you make me want to break the laws of time and space / you make me
want to eat pork / you make me want to staple bagels to my face /
and remove them with a pitchfork" -- Weird Al Yankovic, "You Make Me"
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Chris Beauregard ***@napier.uwaterloo.ca
Disclaimer: The above are the opinions of God as recited by my
telepathic goldfish. Those who oppose them with be struck by lightning.
Such an event will be reflected on their electrical bill.
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Bryan Barber |"He's bread, Jim." - McCoy after a tragic transporter
accident
| while visiting planet Pillsbury.
***@sierra.com
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scott barman |
***@asd.com |
You can't get anything that you want, at Bill Gates' OS house.
You can't get anything that you want, at Bill Gates' OS house.
Just listen to Bill throw those lines,
he sounds like a used car salesman wearing lime.
You can't get anything that you want, at Bill Gates' OS house.
(w/ apologies to Arlo Guthrie)
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Tom Gillman, Systems Programmer | "AAAAAGGGGHHHH"
Wells Computer Center | -- Any "Classic" Star Trek
Security
Georgia State University | officer sometime during the
show
***@gsusgi2.gsu.edu | #include "std.disclaimer"
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O |
| | Hans C. Masing "We have seen pictures {of mars} where there |
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| O | HCM100 @ PSUVM.psu.edu there are canals, we believe, and water. If |
O |
| | ISA President there is water, that means there is oxygen. |
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| O | Penn State MIS Dept. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." |
O |
| | - Dan Quayle |
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William Jacobs | Someday we'll look back on all this
Astronomy Dept., San Diego State and plow into a parked car.
***@ucssun1.sdsu.edu
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-- Craig Becker, Object Technology
Products --
-- WE ARE BARNEY. Internet:
***@austin.ibm.com --
-- YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. IBM TR:
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|Matthew Cline | Read in the "letters to the editor" column of "TIME"
|
| | in response to an article on teen suicide: "People
|
|***@cats.ucsc.edu| should be aware of the dangers of killing
themselves" |
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John D. Holder \ INTERNET: ***@polaris.unm.edu BITNET:
***@UNMB.UNM.EDU
............."To know recursion, you must first know
recursion"................
................."Black holes are where God divided by
zero"...................
.....voice:(505)268-6023....PGP key available....US SnailMail: Why
bother?.....
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Mike Swaim |Whenever the soft drink machine needs to be
***@owlnet.rice.edu |restocked, rather than getting angry,
Disclamer: I lie |meditate on the impermanence of all things
|and the emptiness of coke.
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m.d.mills interviewer: what kind of guitars do you play?
dept.of.computer.science stevie ray vaughan: they're wood.
carnegie.mellon.university
pittsburgh.pa.15213
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John M. Twilley | It's only premarital sex if
***@acm.rpi.edu | you're going to get married.
***@dewey.nl.nuwc.navy.mil | --anonymous
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- Manufacturing Systems Technology ***@fa.intel.com -
- Intel Corporation, Chandler, AZ ***@sedona.intel.com -
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- Plaintiff Wile E. Coyote is a citizen of Arizona. Defendant Acme -
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columns, no Amiga checks, no witty quotes, no maps of Australia, no
asterisks,
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Virgilio "Dean" Velasco Jr, Department of Electrical Eng'g and Applied
Physics
CWRU graduate student, roboticist-in-training and Q wannabee
"Bullwinkle, that man's intimidating a referee!" | My boss is a
"Not very well. He doesn't look like one at all!" | Jewish carpenter.
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-- Alan # Mountain Dew and doughnuts...
..!ames!elroy!alan # because breakfast is the most important
meal
***@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov # of the day.
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[********************************* Bob Igo ********************************]
"Today's CS lecture will be conducted entirely through the medium of
interpretive dance." --something I've always wanted to hear but never will
[***************************** gryphon+@cmu.edu ***************************]
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| Andrew Bulhak | |
| ***@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au | DIE Barney DIE, you fAt fnord pUrPle fuCk!|
| Monash Uni, Clayton, |
|
| Victoria, Australia |
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Tony J. Podrasky|What's this thing?
San Diego , Ca |It's called a MODEM.
***@convex.com|And what's this button for?
WA2EAA NNNN ZCZC|Whatever you do, don't touc{{{7bh6xx!{@%%hxbd&$#)$% NO
CARRIER
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According to the World's Worst Comics #1, the reason why women always wear
those skimpy costumes is:
"Men can't shoot straight when they're having erections!"
=SWETLFR=
***@yang.earlham.edu
Totally lost, but making great time!
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John Switzer | Why am I depressed?
| The local "easy listening" station
CompuServe: 74076,1250 | considers the Stones "Can't Get
Internet: ***@netcom.com | No Satisfaction" to be easy listening.
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--Nick Handel "If we knew what the hell we were
doing,
***@sugar.NeoSoft.com it wouldn't be research..."
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/ / /\ : Geoscience & Spatial Systems Group
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:
"If the idea of a protocol behaving like a rabid, diseased sex-crased
bunny rabbit appeals to you, AppleTalk is for you."
-- John Kennedy, comp.dcom.sys.cisco
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*dEwMe[------(((***@charlie.usd.edu*******#The University of South Dakota*
*************or ***@nyx.cs.du.edu*********#has no opinions I hold valid***
Yet another RAVEing lunatic!!!*************#so why would I speak for them?*
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Lani Teshima-Miller (***@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.edu) o | /_/_/ "Sea Hare"
Univ of Hawaii School of Library & Information Studies o|[0_0]--------*
"It's no use going to school if the library is \=^-| |____| |
not your final destination." --Ray Bradbury \_}B \_}B
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If the Earth is the size of a pea in New York, then the Sun is a beachball
50m
away, Pluto is 4km away, and the next nearest star is in Tokyo. Now shrink
Pluto's orbit into a coffee cup; then our Milky Way Galaxy fills North
America.
Wayne Hayes INTERNET: ***@csri.utoronto.ca CompuServe:
72401,3525
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Scott Chupack
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Tony J. Podrasky Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET:
San Diego , Ca For best results, wash in cold water separately,
hang
***@convex.com dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results,
QSL? QRU? QRZ? QLZ? drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on
roofrack.
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| Guy Martin - [best] ***@netcom.com -
***@f905.n202.z1.fidonet.org
____ | When asked what he thought of Western Civilization
\ / | M. K. Gandhi replied, "I think it would be an excellent idea."
\/ | Gay Pride. Don't Leave Home Without It...
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Ingredients: chopped pork shoulder with ham, salt, water, sugar, sodium
nitrate, ***@leland.stanford.edu
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-- Esther Lumsdon, not speaking for Verdix. ***@verdix.com
"It's time to cut bait and talk turkey. It takes 2 snakes to cross a
puddle. You have to bale hay while the tractor is warm."
---- either H. Ross Perot or Dave Barry
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Michelle Murrain, Ph.D., School of Natural Science
Hampshire College, Amherst, MA 01002
413-549-4600 x688
***@hamp.hampshire.edu
"The Pledge of Alliegance says 'liberty and justice for all'.
Which part of 'all' don't you understand?" - Rep. Pat Schroeder (D) Colo.
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* Roger Tetzlaff,SHHS c/o '94 ***@andrew.cmu.edu-Proud Achievements *
* Thrice appeared in "Who's Who among American High School Students" *
* Gold medalist,1993 Ohio Science Olympiad Finals- Comp. Programming *
* Selected for CMU Summer Pre-College Prgm*730 Math SAT*Peace to all *
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* Stephen Gifford,ECE c/o '9? ***@andrew.cmu.edu-Proud Achievements *
* One or twice appeared in "Who's Who in CMU students turned staff." *
* Runner up,1992 Pittsburgh Nosepicking Finals- Snotball competition *
* Selected for Allegheny County Jury Duty*$20 Parking Ticket*Bite me *
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-Mav, AKHS c/0 92 Maverick+@cmu.edu-Proud Achievements
Three times(who the hell says thrice) appeared in "Who's Who among
American High School Students"
Captain Admiral King High School Academic Challenge team
Selected to go to CMU For real(and really cheap) *1400 SAT composite
(this means I can add.... and I have a vocabulary)*Have a nice day
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* Shawn Knight, MCS c/o '96 ***@cmu.edu - Stuff You Should Know
*
* secretly married, loves Sam's subs, practices black magick for sex favors
*
* Second Place Winner, Pittsburgh Spelling Bee grade 8 (screwed 'picry')
*
* 3rd in class, failing out here, chosen most bizarre in High School class
*
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* Jeffrey Woodford, MCS c/o '94 ***@andrew.cmu.edu - Stuff You Should Know
*
* Got lost in Washington DC on 7th grade class trip * I suck at all sports
*
* Lived in L.A. during the 1984 Olympics but didn't go to any of the events
*
* 2nd in highschool class, my picture ID sorta makes me look like a psycho
*
* I want to go to grad school 'cause I can't think of anything better to do
*
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* Faisal Jawdat,H+SS c/o '96 ***@andrew.cmu.edu - Random Achievements *
* I went bowling a couple of times, and I'd really like to do it again *
* Winner, free black and white mini tv, 7th grade magazine sales drive *
* Selected last to play games in elementary school*128th in class* fiz *
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(** Chris Unger Kutztown University **)
(** ***@acad.csv.kutztown.edu Computer Services **)
(** ***@sanjuan.santafe.edu (215)-683-4152 **)
(** **)
(** Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought **)
(** 'Where the hell is the ceiling?' **)
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None of the ideas expressed above are acutally mine. They are told to me by
Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my
desk.
In return for these ideas, I have given them persmision to eat any dust
bunnies
they may find under there.
Peter Wieland pw1r+@andrew.cmu.edu dmonger+@cmu.edu
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Doug Sewell, Tech Support, Computer Center, Youngstown State University
***@cc.ysu.edu ***@ysub.bitnet (internet)!cc.ysu.edu!doug
Q: Hey kids, here's a riddle. What has 4 legs and flies ?
A: Barney the dinosaur as road kill.
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John Kochmar | Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human
***@sei.cmu.edu | brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
SEI Computing Facilities | -Harper's Index, October 1989
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John Switzer | Final exam question: "Is the best part of
waking
| up really Folgers in your cup? Provide either
a
CompuServe: 74076,1250 | comprehensive proof of the above, or a
definitive
Internet: ***@netcom.com | counter-example."
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Di Francis Even evil people sometimes
Ball State University get up in the middle of the night
***@bsuvc.bsu.edu to eat chocolate chip
cookies.
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Richard O. Rouse III
***@kimbark.uchicago.edu
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror,
murder
and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the
Renaissance. In Switzerland they had bortherly love; they had five hundred
years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cukoo clock."
- Orson Welles as Harry Lime in
_The_Third_Man_
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***@hawkmoon.mn.org
This site gets a fair news feed, but e-mail is more reliable. . . :-(
"Veni, vidi, vomiti!" - the ghost of Tom Jefferson on reading the Brady Bill
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Teddy ***@a.chem.upenn.edu
Univ. of Pennsylvania (The Cool Ivy... According to Seventeen Magazine)
Go to Grad School... Avoid Reality.
This Message brought to you by Ellipsis Inc.
"When your sentence trails off... we finish it."
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** "Products such as 'I Can't Believe Its Not Butter' and 'I Can't **
** Believe Its a Girdle' display the state of denial in this society." **
** **
**** ***@nevada.edu ************ -Marco Westerweel, Phd **
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| Alan Ezust ezust@{binkley.}cs.mcgill.ca Montreal, Quebec, Canada
|
|------------- McGill University School of Computer
Science ----------------|
Aibohphobia: n. Fear of Palindromes
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Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle) ***@uiuc.edu
Two (unnamed) people on campus debugging telnetd code:
"Oh, I'm missing a colon."
"So is my aunt."
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| Cathy Moore | These opinions are mine, not those of the University|
| ***@virginia.edu | of Virginia. It is the opinion of the University |
| | that I should be writing my dissertation. |
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Jeff Wayman Grant me the serenity to accept the things I
***@lamar.colostate.edu cannot change, the courage to change the things
I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the
people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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Arch Mott | ***@cisco.com | The Circus Theory of
Project
cisco Systems, Inc. | Voice:(415)688-8245 | Management: If you have
too
1525 O'Brien Drive | FAX:(415)688-4575 | many balls in the air,
throw
Menlo Park, CA 94026 |---------------------| one to some other clown...
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Spyder ***@icogsci1.UCSD
Dear Bob, you actually read all this?
"...hum?!?" - Wilde Silas Tomkyn
The opinions expressed in this letter do, in fact, represent the opinions
of UCSD, its employees, faculty, and students, as well as the entire
University of California system and its precious Regents, because, let's
face it, I have that kind of power at my disposal.
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Sean O'Connell I'm insane, but it keeps me from going crazy.
***@hacks.arizona.edu
Death - Life's way of saying, "You can let go of your ankles now."
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R. Todd King | "I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just
(***@fa.disney.com) | giving you life and you're giving me life. And
Walt Disney | I'm saying that men can live together in peace
Feature Animation | without butchering one another."
Glendale, CA 91221 | Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood)
(818) 544-6495 | "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
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Diane Duane / Potter's Pasture / Kilbride / Wicklow / Ireland
"A little science...a little magic...a little chicken soup."
Also on Compu$erve: 73200,3112
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Jolyon ("Jol")
Silversmith_____________________________________________________
***@husc.harvard.edu Former Director: Civil Liberties Union of
Harvard
Mather House 188 Editor: The Mather Messenger (House
Newsletter)
Cambridge, MA 02138 Submissions Editor: Lighthouse
Magazine
____________ I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
____________
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Len Neiberg, Ph.D. Candidate
Electrical and Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon University
e-mail: ***@ece.cmu.edu | phone: (412) 268-3304
"Gradual school: it's not just a job, it's an indenture"
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***@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu | For my Life
Public Relations and Official Test Audience for the FDC | Still ahead,
"Have you any idea how successful censorship is on TV? | Pity me. -Queen
Don't know the answer? Hm. Successful. Isn't it?" -Max Headroom
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Wendy E. Betts Never worry about a book corrupting a
Editor, The Web child...Worry if your children are not
***@cruzio.com getting ideas from books. -Richard Peck
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G. Boggs My opinions. No one else may claim them.
***@uswest.com My employer rarely asks what they are.
My wife disagrees with them.
My boss ignores them.
My lawyer worries about them.
My shrink writes articles about them.
Any more questions?
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Matthew T. Russotto ***@eng.umd.edu
Some news readers expect "Disclaimer:" here.
Just say NO to police searches and seizures. Make them use force.
(not responsible for bodily harm resulting from following above advice)
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David Hunt, PhD Grad. Slave | My mind is my own. So | I love my country,
Mechanical Engineering | are these ideas and | but I fear its
Carnegie Mellon University | opinions! | leaders and the
email: bluelobster+@cmu.edu | (Use Golden Rule V2) | peoples' complacency!
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David Hunt | Annoy God. Think | For the low, LOW price of $19.95
bluelobster+@cmu.edu | for yourself! | these opinions can be yours too!
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--Amy | And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw
that
***@andrew.cmu.edu | it was good. Then God said, "Let there be light!"
Zeta Psi Sigma !!! | And then He said, "Whoa - too much light." -tg1g
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Andrew Stellman | "I'm sorry you hate bad blowjobs. |
***@cmu.edu | Faith and I are working on it. |
read alt.spleen | Just last night we researched a lot." - Lisa Kellner |
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Stephen J. Webb
***@bronze.coil.com
An infinte number of rednecks, in an infinite number of pickup trucks,
firing an infinite number of shotguns at an infinte number of road signs,
will produce all the great works of litareture - in braille
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ted frank | Reason #273 not to trust out-of-context court quotes:
the u of c | "Jimmy Carter was the secret head of the Ku Klux Klan; Bill
law school | Clinton is the biological son of Jimmy Carter."
kibo#=0.5 | -- Tyler v. Carter, 1993 WL 454256 (S.D.N.Y.)
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Andrew Stellman | "Hell, just stick with your hand and you |
***@cmu.edu | don't need women." -- Jim Zelenka |
read alt.spleen | "And you can double-date." -- Adam Rixey |
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***@freenet.carleton.ca /--- Pick one ---\ ***@acs.ucalgary.ca
Sing the bisexual anthem: "Sometimes you feel like a nut,
sometimes you don't"
"...Or use your credit card." Happy Engineering Week!
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Steve Jackson - yes, of Steve Jackson Games - yes, we won. Fnord.
***@io.com
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Brian Scearce
***@sector7g.eng.sun.com
The above does not necessarily represent Sun policy.
It's not Beavis and Butthead's fault that their viewers are as stupid as
they are.
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\\___// Mynd you, m00se bites
(o o) Kan be pretti nasti
--ooO-(_)-Ooo--------------------------------------------------
Mattt Myers "majestik m00se" Carnegie Mellon University
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Derek Tearne. -- ***@fujitsu.co.nz -- Fujitsu New Zealand --
Some of the more environmentally aware dinosaurs were worried about the
consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor.
"If it goes off only the cockroaches and mammals will survive..." they said.
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Cathy Downes The Santa Cruz Operation Tech Support Acct Coordinator
"..the leader of the Russian Social Democrat party is being put into
power by the most heinous & evil force of the 20th Century" Lone Gunman
member...."Barney ??" asks Fox Mulder............X-Files 2/18/94
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---------------- Sameer Manek::SysOp of the BigBrother BBS -----------------
monitoring people's lives since George Orwell's 1984
***@YesaNeXT.sbay.org "Starlight, starbright, wish I may, wish I
***@YesaNeXT.TheTech.COM might, turn this PC into a NexT"
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MacOS is better than Windows. | start the | ***@tnc.nl
Unix is better than VMS. | religious | FidoNet : 2:281/202.15
Eiffel is better than C++. | war!! | NeST : 90:500/202.15
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^^^^^^^^^
Mary Ellen Foley (***@netcom.com) ...proud Customer #1 of the
Kurzweil Voice speech recognition system that permitted
me to "type" this message by speaking to the computer
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Don White "Science is moving closer to
Instructional Computing weaponry, and Art is moving
Houston Community College closer to commercialism.
Houston, TX And never the twain shall meet."
(713) 866-6648 --- Frank Zappa
***@hccs.cc.tx.us
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|
***@cmu.edu | it's like being a drudge in a major corporation. When you
|
read alt.spleen | get into a tedious job, so that year after year you begin
|
be kind to frogs| praying for death as an escape from the monotony of it
|
brush and floss | all, you'll know this class helped prepare you for it."
|
after every meal| -- Paul Workman on 15-347 (Computer Architecture)
|
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There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at
math and those that are not.
***@mcs.com
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Jeff Wayman ***@lamar.colostate.edu
A friend is one who would help you move.
A best friend is one who would help you move a body.
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Bob Mihlfried
***@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu
Bananas are my favorite vegetable because they have no bones.
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| | The computer programmer ... is a creator of |
| | universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No |
| Adam D. Bursey | playwright, no stage director, no emperor, however |
| | powerful has exercised such absolute authority to |
|***@telerama.lm.com| arrange a stage or field of battle and to command |
| | such unswervingly dutiful actors or troops. |
| | -Joseph Weizenbaum |
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:o:The World According to Mike Schneider: :o:
:o: *Roger Moore was the best James Bond Schneider332 :o:
:o: *All B&W movies should be colorized @ :o:
:o: *Batman The Movie sucked delphi.com :o:
:o: *Part three was the best Godfather movie :o:
:o: *Rejects what he doesn't understand :o:
:o: *Jurassic Park was a cheap rip-off of Aliens :o:
:o: *Cholesterol is good! It lubricates your veins :o:
:o: *If one saves one dollar everyday for a year, :o:
:o: you will end up with $365.00 :o:
:o: *Donuts are brain food :o:
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***@gisatl.fidonet.org Bellnet : 1 - 404 - 261 - 3665
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Atlanta 1996 | Play Pinball | Back 2 Back 2 Back! | "I hate it when I can't
--------------------------------------------------| trust my own
technology!"
"Thrills! Chills! Magic! Prizes!" -- Hurricane | -- Geordi LaForge
Gene Roddenberry, Isaac Asimov, Jim Henson, Dr. Seuss, Mel Blanc ... Sigh
...
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Gonk: It's like a narf, but from outside.
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Opinion, n: See the above text for an example]=-=-=-=-=-=-=
=-=-[The Silly Sod Society: To perfect and to swerve]-=-=-=-[TP U BG]-=-=
The big difference between UNIX and VMS:
To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command.
To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET.
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Steve Eggleston Internet:***@access.digex.net
Nuance Data Systems (703)823-8963 CIS:72040,713
"Technology Should Set You Free, Not Make You Crazy"
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(it may be company hardware, but it's my brain, and it's lunchtime.)
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|| Kris Kennaway ,-./\ || "My mothers' obsession with the `good scissors'
||
|| / \ || always scared me a bit: it implied that somewhere
||
|| ***@cleese \_,-*_/ || in the house, there lurked...the evil scissors"
||
|| .apana.org.au v || -- Tony Martin, _The_Late_Show_
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***@edgar.Mn.Org
"When your car is airbone, the accelerator doesn't work,
the brakes don't work, the steering doesn't work....
Nothing works!!!
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| Lisa McGrath, ***@ccmail.uwsa.edu, U. of Wisconsin System |
| Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. |
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Julie Bixby Internet: ***@cccd.edu
Engage Romulan .sig cloaking device....
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Karen Spilman (***@pobox.upenn.edu)
Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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| Muttley, a.k.a | "Umbrella? What do you mean umbrella? That's
|
| Michael P. Simone | my fuckin' head, you STUDENT!" -Crazee Daisy Ed
|
| ***@mcs.kent.edu | Beable beable beable beable beable beable beable
|
| ===================== | beable beable beable beable beable beable beable.
|
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My views do not represent the views of KSU because I think that their
ideas are more fucked up than a football bat.
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UH School of Library & Info Studies. "Whatever the cost of our
o|[0_0]------*
libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant \=^-| |_|
|
nation." -Walter Cronkite [R.a.b.bit--FAQ Maintainer: "Think Ink!"]
\_B}\_B}
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Chris Kalmbacher Neuroscience University of Delaware
What! You actually think the Grand Moff Tarkin died when the Death
Star exploded? Nonsense...I never saw the body, did you?
***@bach.udel.edu (Chris Kalmbacher)
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If You Know What | Christina M. Callihan | Doing STRANGE THINGS
You're Doing, | AKA C-chan, Bwee, Chrystal- | in the name of ART,
It's Not | Elf & Who Knows What Else | and STRANGER THINGS
Research! | c-***@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu | in the name of CHOCOLATE
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| David Rodenhiser | Sun Microsystems |
|-----------------------+-------------------------------------------|
| these opinions belong | Yesterday upon the stair, I saw a man who |
| to me and my cat and | wasn't there. He wasn't there again |
| Nobody else!!! | today, I think he's from the CIA. |
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| Nate Morse, Aka "Pounce" | /\_/\ | "My pals went to Babylon |
| Agnostic Jihad 1994-Fighting |_( o.o )_| 4, and all I got was this |
| for a less certain tomorrow! | }`-'{ | lousy t-shir..." -Anon |
+------------------------------+--------++---------------------------+
| ***@launchpad.oit.unc.edu | Gamer,Furry,Agnostic,Wacko |
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The most dangerous weapon in the world is not a gun, or a sword, or a knife.
It's a banjo on a Pearl Jam song. -- Bruce Otter.
Not bad talking for a long-haired weirdo, huh Mr & Mrs America? -- Micky
Dolenz
***@ksu.ksu.edu (Slash Maraud)
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Systems/Software Engineer | Everything I say is the public
Computational Diagnostics, Inc. | position of CDI. If you believe that,
Pittsburgh, PA | you'll also believe I'm a green alien,
***@cdi.com | and that the phone company killed
***@mb5000.anes.upmc.edu | JFK.
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"Once you recognize the fact tha all men are inherently
pigs, your life becomes much simpler."
- One of my ex-girlfriends.
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********** DAVE HATUNEN (***@netcom.com) **********
* Daly City California: *
* where San Francisco meets The Peninsula *
* and the San Andreas Fault meets the Sea *
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***@eskimo.com * Bryan Byun * ***@uswnvg.com
o \o o/ Now it is time \o/ o/ o
/|\ |\ /| on Sprockets | /| /|\
/ \ / \ / \ when we dance! / \ / \ / \
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Mark Wilson, 410-796-4873 days
email: ***@hps.sso.loral.com
I am Loquacious of Borg. Prepare to be bored.
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_____ ***@titan.ucs.umass.edu
|\ /| My idea of God is the Voltron Lions. You got 5 different concepts,
5
| O | different colours, each serving a different purpose in society, but
when
|/ \| need arose they'd join together to form a giant deity who could beat
the
snot out of any demon who came in their way.
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/_____\ Snoopy The government is not your mommy.
/_______\
|___| qiclab.scn.rain.com!sopwith!snoopy
|___| {ares,chip,parsely,pyrnoevil,sequent}!sopwith!snoopy
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| Garold Shaffer Motorola Cellular | You can lead a horse to water, but if
|
| [PH: (708) 632-5658] | you can get him to float on his back
|
| [***@rtsg.mot.com] | you've got something..............
|
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Naomi Kritzer ***@carleton.edu
"Once you have pulled the pin out of Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your
friend."
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Christopher D. Heer -- ***@isisph.com -- Not just cheer. . . all
TempaCheer!
Isis Pharmaceuticals: where a drug | My opinions are mine, not Isis'.
can be a drug! | Unless they license them, of course.
Charter Member of the IRC Special.K.Club!
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Bolton, MA 01740 USA | help the bees put honey in the flowers!"..."In
the
Phone/FAX: 508-779-6058 | daytime, the sun melts the moon into cloud
pieces!"
"***@boston.simware.com" | On a windy day: "Look! The leaves are playing
tag!"
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Pittsburgh, PA | you'll also believe I'm a green alien,
***@cdi.com | and that the phone company killed
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* Simon says put your face between my breasts and make motorcycle noises...
* Minx Kelly, artist, author, poet, and telephone slut
* at ***@bbs.xnet.com and less frequently at msminx.palace.com
* aka Da Minx, Mistress Minx, Minxworks, et al.
* Mind if i elicit animal crazed noises from your throat?
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* Paul Tyma "I don't care if you ARE getting a PhD *
* Syracuse University in it! Get away from that damn *
* Computer & Info Science computer and go find a woman!" - my dad *
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Hope College Department of Computer Science
***@cs.hope.edu
"Daddy, hand me the garage door mouse."
-- my four-year-old daughter trying to
reach the garage door opener (after
using too much "educational" sofwtare).
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"How to Make a FORTUNE on the Information Superhighway"
This book is written by two lawyers who can't even spell `libel.'
Michael Dillon ***@halcyon.com
C-4 Powerhouse, RR #2 ***@junction.net
Armstrong, BC V0E 1B0 Fido: 1:353/350
Canada BBS: +1-604-546-2705
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Cris Fuhrman, ***@di.epfl.ch
Swiss Federal Institute of Technology
EPFL-LIT, IN Ecublens, CH-1015 Lausanne, Switzerland
tel: +41.21.693.36.97, fax: +41.21.693.47.01
"This isn't the thesis topic you're looking for." - Prof. OB1 Ken OB
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/ \ No added colour or flavour. No preservative. No added
X_.--._/ sugar. Disregard date coding when frozen. Store below
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Christopher Davis * (***@kei.com) | "It's 106 ms to Chicago, we've got a
full
http://www.kei.com/homepages/ckd/ | disk of GIFs, half a meg of hypertext,
* MIME * PGP * WWW * [CKD1] * | it's dark, and we're wearing
sunglasses."
| "Click it." --
(***@bluesbros.com)
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Brad M. Garcia "If the auto industry were like the computer
industry,
____/ _ _ / / / a car would now cost $50, would get 500 mpg, and at
a
/ /_/ / / / random time would explode, killing all passengers."
_____/ _/ _/ _____/ -unknown source
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HELP! I'M BEING HELD PRISONER IN A .SIGNATURE FACTORY!
Stan Ryckman ***@alden.com
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although you should be doing something productive
with your life, you are instead wasting your time
reading this inane mindless rambling drivel from
the keyboard of: Andrew Hay, ***@andr.ub.com
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Richard Rush | ***@nd.edu
Room 112D Computing Center | University of Notre Dame
Numismatics is not a sexual perversion!
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| "Ask and it shall be given unto you, | Cthulhu in '96--It's time to stop
|
| Seek and ye shall find, | choosing the lesser of two evils.
|
| Knock and the door shall be opened
|-------------------------------------|
| unto you....." | Usenet posters do it world-wide.
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o S. M. Weems //// Geologist by choice,
o
o ***@merlin.salrm.alaska.edu (o o) Mathematician by accident,
o
o Geology Major Extraordinaire -oOO--(_)--OOo- Brilliant by act of God,
o
o Dept. Of Entropy, Univ. Of Alaska Fairbanks Poor by act of Congress...
o
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***@aerospace.aero.org makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
-- some dead guy
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Eric Scouten e-mail: ***@uiuc.edu
MS Comp Sci '96, U of Illinois http://tampico.cso.uiuc.edu/~scouten
A Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss amongst yourselves.
-Linda Richman, SNL
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Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
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Liz Stokes | Hey! Where am I going?
Ilaine de Cameron |
| And what am I doing in this handbasket?
***@panix.com |
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mailto:ddj+@pitt.edu | {$/{{.+ --- modem noise
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"USENET is a right, a left, a jab, and a sharp uppercut to the jaw. The
postman hits! You have new mail." -- Ed Vielmetti & Chip Salzenberg
***@plains.NoDak.edu (David R. Henry)
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***@winternet.com | I'm geek and I'm ok, I work all night
With apologies to Monty Python| and I sleep all day. I grep my files,
| I eat my lunch, I go to the EOC!
| On Wednesdays I go MUDing,
| and wank on IRC!
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Nathaniel S. Borenstein (***@fv.com) | When privacy is
outlawed,
Chief Scientist, First Virtual Holdings | only outlaws will have
privacy!
FAQ & PGP key: nsb+***@nsb.fv.com | SUPPORT THE ZIMMERMAN DEFENSE
FUND!
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To which Bob Benson Replied: "Gravity Does. :-)"
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| A Windows user spends 1/3 his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting |
| Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish! |
| ___ __________ Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki$^#@*& NO CARRIER |
| / | \ If Q were castrated would he become...O??? |
| |__/ /~~| -------------- ...Make like a prom dress and take off! |
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| Deb Storch | "Men are like linoleum. You lay 'em
|
| ***@storch.com | right and you can walk all over them
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| for Unix mail access | for thirty years!"
|
| | -- Brett Butler, "Grace Under Fire"
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| I'll deny anything! |
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Labels are for cans.
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/lpb
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***@cs.auckland.ac.nz OWotRFA
http://clare.cs.auckland.ac.nz/
Thinking of Maud you forget everything else. -- hack v1.0.3
Who was that Maud person anyway? -- nethack v3.1.0
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XXXXXxxXXxxXXXXXX New Zealand
THEXXXXxxXXXFILES ***@ripley.cs-bbs.acme.gen.nz
XXXXXXXxxXXXXXXXX
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Admin
As seen on the WWW
Windows 95 isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
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Oh, I'm a sysadmin, and I'm ok. | Bill VanRemmen, KA2WFJ
I work all night and I work all day. | ***@pas.rochester.edu
I knock back Cokes, I skip my lunch, | http://www.pas.rochester.edu/~bill
I'm glued to the VDT! |
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| Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
***@pagesat.net |
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|| University of Reading, READING. RG6 2AU. UK.
|| (01734) 875123 x7859. ***@Reading.ac.uk
|| `Anything that can go wrong, will do so last thing on Friday.'
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"Seed eaters say David is the best - We're America's Favorite! Why?
Most say David simply tastes better... the nuttiest, freshest taste.
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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is;
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express senti-
ments that differentiate me from a doormat. Rebecca West, 1913
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'^^_)\^\) Monika DeMire ***@netcom.com (/^/(_^^'
_(._)._. "Common sense is not so common"-Voltaire ._.(_.)_
-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-
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Naomi Kietzke ***@email.unc.edu
Football combines two of the worst aspects of American life:
violence and committee meetings. George Will
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Bill Marcum ***@iglou.com
"THIS SUBJECT IS SO STIPID!!!!!:( " --[name_withheld]@aol.com
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I have a killfile, don't make me use it!
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|Rick Cochran 607-255-7223|
|Cornell Materials Science Center ***@msc.cornell.edu|
|E20 Clark Hall, Ithaca, N.Y. 14853 cornell!msc.cornell.edu!rick|
| "Workstations - I bet you can't eat just one!" |
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[note: Tony sent me his own personal collection,
some of which were too wonderful to not include...]
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Tony J. Podrasky Women's breasts are like Electric Train
Sets:
San Diego , Ca They're meant for kids, but usually it's
***@convex.com the fathers who wind up playin' with them.
QSL? QRU? QRZ? QLZ? QFA? - unknown
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Tony J. Podrasky You don't TUG on Superman's cape, You don't SPIT
San Diego , Ca in the wind, You don't PULL the mask off the ol'
***@convex.com Lone Ranger, and You don't *WEEDWACK* dogsh*t.
QSL? QRU? QRZ? QLZ? QFA? - Jim Croce (after doing some yard work)
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Tony J. Podrasky REMEMBER: Once you eliminate your #1 problem,
San Diego , Ca #2 gets a promotion.
***@convex.com
QSL? QRU? QRZ? QLZ? QFA?
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tony |I have a friend who told me that the very best computer system ever|
|built by mankind was by the Druids at Stonehenge. Well, that's an|
|old story. But what I liked was that he felt the Druids didn't die|
|out, they just went bankrupt trying to debug the software. - J.Finke|
Tony J. Podrasky I have a fox fur coat: It's beautiful! - It's warm,
it's
***@convex.com soft, it's cuddly. If you stroke it - it gets
playful
San Diego , Ca and nips at you. You see, it's being worn by the
original
QSL? QRU? QRZ? owner - which is the way it should be. - tony j.
podrasky
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Tony J. Podrasky
San Diego , Ca Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln,
***@convex.com how did you enjoy the play?
QSL? QRU? QRZ? QLZ? QFA?
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To install WordBlurf 9.0 on a network, place the write-enabled installation
diskette in drive A and type A:netinstall. WordBlurf 9.0 will install itself
on every machine on your network and nothing will go wrong. Really. We
swear.
-A user about to discover the real nature of
networking.
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***@skypoint.com (alan)
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
and three hundred sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals.
That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals.
It's just that they need more supervision."
-Lynne Lavner
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"Kyle N. Foster" (***@argon.GAS.UUG.Arizona.EDU)
This signature project was my last, best hope to seem eloquent. It failed.
But in the year of Decency In Communications Act, it became something
greater. My last, best hope for satire. The year is 1996. The Place:
Babbling On Pine.
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Sean McCune, member in good standing of PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals
***@telerama.lm.com
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James Stepanek NRA,SAF Graduate Student
Materials Science and Engineering Carnegie Mellon University
God created mankind, Samuel Colt made them equal.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
These opinions are mine alone, others can find their own.
''``
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1 line sigs are _so_ cool. Unfortunately mine isn't one.
***@niweb.com ***@nyx.net http://www.niweb.com/
Phone: +44 (0)1849-460860 +44 (0)378-980-570 (M) Fax: +44 (0)1849-465567
Eight out of every five people are math illiterates.
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***@mindspring.com
http://www.mindspring.com/~cynthia
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? Yep/Nope
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Tom Limoncelli -- http://mars.superlink.net/user/tal
***@plts.org (home) -- ***@dnrc.bell-labs.com (work)
Okay, we've seen Franklin with no shirt, Garibaldi with no shirt, and
Sheridan
with no shirt. When do you get some shirtless screentime with Marcus???
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Sincerely, ***@cuci.nl
Stephen R. van den Berg (AKA BuGless).
Are they twins? Yes. Are they *both* yours?
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Please excuse my spelling as I am agraphic. ***@st.nepean.uws.edu.au
Never trust a country with more peaple then sheep. Its Lucky to be Ducky
"Like be one with your oneness"-Shirley McLoon "I don't know, Tommy"-Chucky
Some times "Test Patten" is the best show on TV.
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Al Castanoli | ***@texas.net | ***@afn.org
| ***@rgfn.epcc.edu | (insert standard disclaimers)
"Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion."
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Of course my password is the same as my pet's name.
My macaw's name was Q47pY!3, but I change it every 90 days.
Nick Simicich mailto:***@scifi.squawk.com or (last choice)
mailto:***@us.ibm.com
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Is it "Net Surfing" or "Net Serfing"? - a slave of the net...
I went to a gentleman's cybercafe - and they offered me a 'laptop dance'.
Nick Simicich mailto:***@scifi.squawk.com or (last choice)
mailto:nick_simicich@
us1.ibm.com
http://scifi.squawk.com/njs.html -- Stop by and Light Up The World!
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Casey M. Weaver ***@io.com
CMW Consulting http://www.io.com/~casey
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning." -- Rich Cook
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Jonathan Dlouhy
Principal Oboe, A.S.O.
***@mindspring.com
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades
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***@databasix.com mailto:***@databasix.com
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How you look depends on where you go.
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Joe Zeff Earthlink Network
***@earthlink.net Senior Support JOAT
(800) 395-8410
"The only problem with troubleshooting is that
sometimes trouble shoots back."
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Martha Koester | Help stamp out
***@scn.org | cerebroanal anastomosis!
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Steve Sobol, | ***@nacs.net/***@nstc.com/***@nacs.net
Professional | I just realized that to run Netscape from my Win NT Start
Internet | Menu I have to type Ctl-Esc, P(rograms), A(pps),
I(nternet),
Guru | N(etscape). P, A, I, N. Coincidence? You be the judge. :)
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Leith Chu | Helpdesk tip #2:
panda cub, pushy bottom, | When the support analyst says
dizzy Chinese leather smurf | "Click..." or "Type...", wait
***@queernet.org | for the rest of the sentence.
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Jeff Knapp
***@gti.net
Internet Gadfly
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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< BenHsu+@cmu.edu > < http://ivorytower.res.cmu.edu/~hsu/index.html >
"There are two kinds of computers: Turing Machines, and everything else"
Flames > /dev/null Spam > postmaster Praise > my_head
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"You are in a twisty little maze of URL's, all different."
http://www.servtech.com/public/petercat/maze/
***@lion.lover.org (PeterCat)
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Frederick P. Arnold, Jr.
The University of Chicago: Dept. of Chem., U. of Chicago
Where the End of the World Began. 5735 S. Ellis Ave
Chicago, IL 60637
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1 line sigs are _so_ cool. Unfortunately mine isn't one.
***@niweb.com ***@nyx.net http://www.niweb.com/
Phone: +44 (0)1849-460860 +44 (0)378-980-570 (M) Fax: +44 (0)1849-465567
Eight out of every five people are math illiterates.
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Janis
***@netcom.com http://www.io.com/~cortese/
Homepage includes Feminism, Lefthanders, and Handgun Education Links!
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There was an old man Said with a laugh, "I
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all Cut them in half, the pay is
Look'd like haiku. He Much better for two."
Emmet
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BOYCOTT AMERICA ONLINE
Censorship * Excessive Pricing Schemes * Unfair Employment Practices
* Inadequate Features * Poor Customer Service * False Advertising *
Net Leach Philosophy * Frivolous Legal Threats to Critics
http://www.cloud9.net/~jegelhof
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John Hardin KA7OHZ ***@gonzo.wolfenet.com
PGP fingerprint: A3 0C 5B C2 EF 0D 2C E5 E9 BF C8 33 A7 A9 CE 76
finger for PGP key Linux: the choice of a Gnu generation
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If we're bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves
because of a song, what good are the kids in the first place?
-- Mr. Manson, Marilyn Manson
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
Jnogrimes (***@aol.com)
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Karen Droms ***@luzerne.edu
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"If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want
high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again." - Dennis Miller
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
Craig Kelley -- ***@isu.edu
http://www.isu.edu/~kellcrai finger ***@inconnu.isu.edu for PGP block
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***@netcom.com \ carpe cavy!
***@aracnet.com \
http://www.aracnet.com/~seagull \ (seize the guinea pig!)
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Signature file collection as of 6/10/99.
moose+@cmu.edu